Thursday, May 20, 2010

When Life Gives You Lemons...

Preface: I have class EVERY morning @ 7:00 AM. This should not be legal...ESPECIALLY during my summer!

It is a three hour class, and I know this will shock most of you, I have a really hard time staying awake.

This morning my teacher was talking about the saying, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." And talking about other countries "lemons" right now in different parts of the world. There is crazy stuff going on in the world right now and it makes me feel so lucky to live in my little town of Pleasant Grove. We have all had our lemons in life, and we will continue to experience more.

Each lemon makes us who we are today.

I found these dumb one liners online today and now they are becoming part of this post? Yikes. My blog struggles. Feel free to stop reading at this point, there are only like two funny ones.


When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon Meringe Pie

When life when life gives you lemons learn to juggle

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirt gun and squirt it into someone's eye. It'll make you feel better

When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them fish & chips and enjoy.

When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay.

When Life gives you lemons, thank goodness it wasn’t a bag of flaming poop!!!!

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut

When life gives you lemons…Lemon fight!!!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
 And unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gunna suck.

When life gives you lemons, open a lemon stand and use these profits to buy a machine gun, we will see if life makes the same mistake twice

When life gives u lemons…go find a diet coke!!


When life gives you lemons make lemonade. 
When life gives you diabetes, dont make lemonade

When life gives you lemons, use zinc and copper to make a battery to ;shock people with.

When life gives you melons, you know your dyslexic :]

5 comments:

Sara said...

When life gives me lemons I AM going to be glad it wasn't a bag of flaming poop! Funny post! Love, sara

cheryl said...

I like them all, but for some strange raeson I like the like the last one. Bring on the melons.

Mindy said...

The diabetes line wont work for Beetle, he loves making lemonade. I drink it though-so were good!

Rangi said...

I must be have got my sense of humor from Cher also because I liked the melons best too.

R-foo said...

a friend recently posted on fb,"when life gives you lemons, throw them at the people around you so they know exactly how you feel."
hehe. just had to add it to the others. and yes, the lemons here in PG are pretty dang good right now compared to Thailand or crazy volcano ash covered Europe. just sayin. ;)

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