Friday, December 14, 2012

Thaaaaaat Doesn't Look Safe.

 After putting up Christmas lights, Roman says, "Do you think I should just jump?"
My reply, "Thaaat doesn't look safe."
Danny and Beetle's reply, "Oh yeah, it's not even that far. Dooo it."

Then Danny walks over and says, "Here, I'll break your fall."
I say, "Seriously?  And how do you think that will go?"
Roman replies, "Well I'll just sorta hit Danny and bounce off into a smooth roll to the side."
I love how guys think they are just going to "bounce off" of something.   I think whoever invented Par Kour had the same thought process... oh wait all guys have this same thought process.
 This is not going to end pretty.

The only reason you see a ladder coming to Roman's rescue is because my dad reminded Roman that he bought a snowboarding pass the day before and he needs his health for the slopes.  
Oh gosh.

Aaaand some other random tidbits:

---Me: "Beed, I had something to tell you about gardening."
Beetle: "Oh, blue tomatoes?"
Me: "Um... no."

(My brother is slightly obsessed with gardening.  Reference point: First thing on his Christmas wish list is mushroom spores)

---I took a pic of Roman.  He saw it and said, "Is that really what I look like?"
I told him, "Yeah?"
His reply, "I look like a cinderblock!"
Ha ha, whatever.

Millie: "Is there candy in Heaven?"
Millie: "Are there puppies in Heaven?"
Millie: "Good."

---This next conversation might be slightly inappropriate but I laughed so hard I have to share.
Millie has been really into parts of the body lately.  I.E. Pinky toes, knuckles, belly buttons, ect.  She pointed to my chest and asked what "they" were.   Ha ha, I am seriously laughing as I type this, Why am I so immature?  This isn't the first time she has asked this question, Roxanne usually just tells her they are just part of a body.  But on this particular day Millie wasn't settling for the whole, "We'll tell you about boobs when your older" bit.  She wanted answers.

So I told her, "They are breasts." (Rox and I think this word is hilarious)
She repeated back, "Bweasts?"
"Yes Millie, breasts."
She lifted up her shirt and asked, "I don't have those, does Pearlie?"
I told her neither of them have them yet.  As Pearl slouched sitting next to me Millie ripped up Pearl's shirt and said, "Pearlie has bweasts, Pearlie has BIG bweasts!"

She can't help being chubby and ridiculously cute.

"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"
-The Grinch (AKA My fave Christmas movie.)

Speaking of movies, Danny and I are headed to see The Hobbit, courtesy of Nuskin, in 40 minutes.  I have heard good things guys, and as Nacho would say,

"I'm prretty dane eh-sited."

Hope you all have a great Friday!


meg bird said...

All I could think while reading that was a child's voice saying, "bweateses." Please don't ask me why, this brain...

"Solve world hunger, tell no one."

hahaha. This was a great post. PS- The Hobbit? Fantastic! Very long, but I like long movies cause I'm a weirdo. Hope you like it.

Sydney said...

Hahahaha. The quotes! Seriously, you should keep a nice compilation of those until you have enough for a book. "O'Smart Family Quote Book." Seriously, I'm peeing my pants! You guys are too funny - makes me wish we lived closer so we can be ridiculous together.


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